Dumb and Dumber Day 94: Mattress Fighting

Aidan Fort

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Welcome back to the “Dumb and Dumber ” series where every day we pick someone to be showcased as the Daily Dumb.

Back to the peanut butter and jelly of this series: Florida men and doing stupid things. One 37-year-old Felipe Oquendo is the Florida man in question. Oquendo locked his girlfriend in their bedroom while he proceeded to “fight their mattress” because he believed it moved and that there was a man inside it. Now for the record, he was high on meth so maybe to him the mattress was moving, who knows? He told police that he had the “man in the mattress” pinned down but that he slipped out once the officials did arrive. I mean, hey, sometimes you’ve just got to show your mattress who’s in charge, right?


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